Sunday, October 6

Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie enter into polyamorous relationship with a lime

Is it really possible to fall in love with a piece of fruit? Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie say yes you can..

As her friends and family prepared to make a pilgrimage to Paris during the New Year’s feast of the Holy Tree, Jennifer Anniston has decided to have a polyamorous affair with Angelina Jolie and a lime over the course of three weeks.

“After spending a week with the lime, he asked if it was ok to stay in bed together” Anniston said.

“He said if there’s two, he is probably okay with two parties, he’s just having a good time.”

Angelina Jolie declined to comment.