Sunday, October 6

Aliens land in Bridgend, Wales. Immediately leave again

First contact with an alien race has been made in a chip shop in Bridgend, Wales , which is now home to the UK’s first alien research facility. It is a small facility that is being built to study the effects of alien life forms. Unfortunately a badly cooked saveloy has made them leave again soon after , leaving only a handful of researchers to deal with the problem.

One such researcher is Professor Peter “Pee Wee” Preece , who is the Director of the alien research facility. Pee Wee is the head of the research division of the alien research division of the UK’s Department of Defense.

He has spent his entire career studying alien technology and is one of the most advanced researchers in the UK , but his research has come to a stand due to the errant sausage . His research was halted by a bad saveloy , but he was able to recover the chip he was working on.