Sunday, October 6

Nature

Aliens land in Bridgend, Wales. Immediately leave again

Aliens land in Bridgend, Wales. Immediately leave again

First contact with an alien race has been made in a chip shop in Bridgend, Wales , which is now home to the UK's first alien research facility. It is a small facility that is being built to study the effects of alien life forms. Unfortunately a badl...
French fisherman worried that fish numbers dwindling due to an excess of beans.

French fisherman worried that fish numbers dwindling due to an excess of beans.

A French fisherman has made a public outcry after all his recent catches have been handfuls of loose baked beans . He told local media that he has had to buy new equipment to catch more fish. The French fisherman said that he had been worried that t...
Killer whale found in public toilet

Killer whale found in public toilet

The whale was found whilst plumbers attempted to unclog an undigested burrito and it was also found in an unhygienic condition. The whale was eventually sold and the contents were eaten. According to an account released with the autopsy and fore...